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Niilo Nönnönnöö, HETU: 715517

nex — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 12:55:48 GMT

The odd thing about brain washing is that the less of a brain you have, the better it works.

Rocky Mountain Alpenglow

nex — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 19:14:57 GMT

Religion is the logic of idiots.

It's The Ninja's Nunchucks.

nex — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 23:22:04 GMT

I can't tell you why, since I haven't found out what exactly it is, but heroin thin looks way better than bulimia thin.

Instant Personality Processor

nex — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 23:56:37 GMT

The 7 signs of ugly hair:

It is ugly
It is repulsive
It is hideous
It is nasty
It is shabby
It is unsightly
It is displeasing

Abusus Non Tollit Usum

nex — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 03:19:27 GMT

Dirty as in beer, not as in speech.

Morning After Small Talk

nex — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 15:18:11 GMT

I don't want you to be no slave. I don't want you to work all day. I don't want you to be true. I just want to make install.

Frustrated Total Internal Reflection

nex — Sun, 16 Sep 2007 12:55:00 GMT

Does 'woking' also encompass the situation when you just opened a new browser tab, but forgot which site you wanted to open? Or do we need a new word for that?

Bible Wiki

nex — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 10:27:25 GMT

Magic is anything you can see working without knowing how it works. Lack of documentation works wonders there.

Literate Programming for Robots

nex — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 06:31:46 GMT

You can judge the quality of a random number generator by putting a sample of its output as points into a plane, storing these points in a quadtree, and checking the evenness of the quadtree's recursive depths.

Quantum Harmonic Oscillator

nex — Tue, 03 Jul 2007 01:48:45 GMT

A decrepit lightbulb can sound like a paging harddisk.

The Wrath of Grapes

nex — Wed, 20 Jun 2007 14:45:07 GMT

Why would they go after the most badass animals around here? Are they trying to make a point that they're even more badass?

No. Lions and elephants are simply the easiest targets. They aren't afraid of anything, so they don't run away.

Split Cycle Offset Optimization Technique

nex — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 20:18:53 GMT

I'm a wimp, so please don't hurt me, but do push me around a bit; this has to look real, OK?

Bearing Straight

nex — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 15:49:48 GMT

If I have seen a little farther, it is by standing on a mountain of dwarves.

Running from Sharks

nex — Wed, 30 May 2007 08:36:22 GMT

Dungeon crawlers don't have filler, they are filler.

Arcology

nex — Thu, 03 May 2007 07:25:31 GMT

There's a fine line between looking likeable and looking attractive, and Jack is nowhere near it.

Shitamachi

nex — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 05:52:36 GMT

Every universe, when viewed as a whole, is a zero-sum game.

Leakage

nex — Thu, 12 Apr 2007 01:54:07 GMT

Leo, copper hasn't been an 'advanced material' since the Bronze Age.

Fallible Guillotine

nex — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 22:09:36 GMT

Yes, it is organised. In the sense in which anarchy is a form of organisation.

Crispy Goo

nex — Thu, 15 Mar 2007 16:22:32 GMT

I once collected ephemera, but it got old really quickly.

Simple, Yet Defective

nex — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 22:20:24 GMT

You can't hold it for more than 24 hours without charging it – it's the law.

It's just something I say

nex — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 13:52:22 GMT

Peter's earlier projects were great, but a bit boring. The recent ones are failing in ever more interesting ways.

Innocent Ivan

nex — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 05:58:10 GMT

Caution: Tiger poison baits in this area. Cook bananas before consumption.

Corn Dawg

nex — Wed, 21 Feb 2007 23:21:36 GMT

Plus, he can do pair programming by himself.

Hedcut

nex — Wed, 14 Feb 2007 18:31:59 GMT

A free market in the states? I think it would be a good idea.

Dr. Strangeloop

nex — Sun, 11 Feb 2007 04:38:02 GMT

While the reason for blurred specular highlights is now more clear, the reason for clear specular highlights is now more blurred.