whereas the second largest cause of lost productivity is fiddling with printer drivers.

The odd thing about brain washing is that the less of a brain you have, the better it works.

Religion is the logic of idiots.

I can't tell you why, since I haven't found out what exactly it is, but heroin thin looks way better than bulimia thin.

The 7 signs of ugly hair:

1. It is ugly
2. It is repulsive
3. It is hideous
4. It is nasty
5. It is shabby
6. It is unsightly
7. It is displeasing

Dirty as in beer, not as in speech.

I don't want you to be no slave. I don't want you to work all day. I don't want you to be true. I just want to make install.

Does 'woking' also encompass the situation when you just opened a new browser tab, but forgot which site you wanted to open? Or do we need a new word for that?