talked to pete at the party. sure you know him, the guy that writes background dialogue for sitcoms. you know, for the extras, the words that are just there for the sake of something being said in the background, the text you're not supposed to pay any attention to ... yes, that pete. so he tried out those new condoms with the benzocaine gel. sure you know it, the ester of para-aminobenzoic acid used as local anesthetic. you know, it blocks the sodium, prevents it from setting off the electrical signal in the nerve ending ... yes, that benzocaine. brilliant idea, in principle. so he was setting everything up for an exctiting evening and eagerly looking forward to the significantly prolonged action, wondering if it's too good to be true. well, it is. the action was over as the jpegs were still downloading.