you can use notepad to edit most kinds of text files in much the same way as you can use your forehead to hammer nails into most kinds of wood. barely.

i prefer to err on the side of accuracy.

this is the time of the year when nature is at its most peaceful time, its sounds muted by a thick blanket of snow, when people don long, dark coats and venture out to uphold the proper customs, when the big fireworks are just around the corner and the occasional bang is already going off. it always makes me want to play commandos.

'pungle' sounds funny, but if they'd ask me to come up with a catchy contraction for 'jungle punk' ...

gerald, i know her english isn't so good, but when she finds out that her blue eyes aren't the only reason why you call her your 'little husky', you're in serious shit.

mobile phones don't interrupt meetings. people do. stupid people. stupid people, who can't configure their mobile phones right.

i just tell them that i can make them unrecognisable in the pictures by placing small black bars across their eyes; works every time. when they can't see you, they think you can't see them.

homophobes are fucking assholes.