just input coffee and get back a brilliant theorem – it's not like that any more. nowadays it's more like, input coffee and a problem and get back a new problem. the new problem will be slightly better, because it has higher caffeine content.

my brain and my body have different sleep/wake cycles.

i'm good at some things, and not so bad at others.

it doesn't really have eyes; that's just a fancy name for the visual modules of the sensory rig.

yes, i know you haven't been searched anyway. this time. but next time, could you please not write stuff like that down? writing down the number '1685' is not suspicious. add an area code and it's a phone number. carrying a colour chart is not suspicious. goes well with the plastic foil you also had to buy. but you absolutely must not carry a piece of paper saying, among other things, "shirt and pants in colour of dry blood stains on cotton fabric"; how the bloody hell would you try to explain that?

at this point, you should sample it. you put too little sugar in it if your mouth feels like it's shriveling into a shape that looks totally wrong. you used too much sugar if you can actually taste any of it.

build it, and they will come, and break it.

it's not really spilling the baby with the bath, it's more like spilling the juice with the fly.