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Saturday, 20. July 2002
inverse hyperaesthesia
nex
23:57h
the wage slaves are constantly under drugs, lulled, their minds tied to the neural interface. imagine feeling huge braille letters with your whole body. now imagine doing that in reverse, emiting into the virtual space a huge string of characters out of your body. this is what the neural interface is like, except you do it automatically, without consciously thinking about it. when you direct a thought at the system, you think as much about the symbols as you think about phonemes when you mutter a comment into a dictaphone. the reply from the system is a titillation in the back of your head, you can choose to appreciate or ignore it. but the slaves are virtually remote controlled by the system. they still can decide when they can't bear the strain on their muscles any longer, or the hubbub, and need a break. but when they get back to work, all they do is think "work ... work ... work" and the system takes over control, using their limbs as actuators. at the end of the day, they hardly know what they were doing. ... Link
perfect ditch
nex
02:25h
for the musical murderer, shot composition is of capital importance. ... Link Friday, 19. July 2002
Exceptio probat regulam in casibus non exceptis
nex
22:45h
the first egg with a chicken inside was not laid by a chicken. however, there was no way to tell it apart from a chicken egg, except by definition. ... Link Tuesday, 16. July 2002
the prisoner
nex
23:08h
"the commander said we must not breach the geneva convention." "he meant that we should not leave any visible traces." "we could tickle her." ... Link Monday, 15. July 2002
the clever solution
nex
17:08h
all functionality in this module was achieved by using our light-weight scripting language which is rather dumb, but very simple and efficient. we did so by using that other, complex, powerful, heavy-weight scripting language to generate loads of bloated, cumbersome script code from our data set. ... Link Sunday, 14. July 2002
accept it
nex
10:26h
the data is the code is the data is the code. ... Link Thursday, 11. July 2002
ultracrepidarian layout manager
nex
13:18h
christl quartz is dating carbon. ... Link Wednesday, 10. July 2002
joe-pauls papal repatriation
nex
08:31h
the pope just moved to his summer residency castel gandolfo, where he's preparing for his next tour de farce. he might discontinue it prematurely, in case his boss invites him to a personal meeting, but he is planning to return to his homeland poland to see where he left his common sense. ... Link ... Next page
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