i understand your excitement about all that naked skin; however, i'm not inclined to share your sexual arousal as long as you keep refering to it as "fucking amazing shit".

yes, i do eat things that have a face. i particularly like crisp, juicy eyes.

your right hemisphere isn't particularly ingenious, it's just over-compensating the deficiencies of your left one.

while in the paper on the sensibleness of using peer-to-peer middleware in the implementation of an e-shopping system, there didn't seem to be many brilliant ideas in the first place, after removing all the fashionable buzzwords the brilliant ideas turned out to be almost the exact opposite of many.

as if it wasn't enough that i have tapes i don't remember recording, i also have a dj-set i don't remember mixing, but it must have been me because i'd never have a recording of someone else mixing the red hot chili peppers with the chemical brothers in an exhaustively unprofessional manner. however, i don't remember having ever heard some of the other songs in it.
now that could be a warning signal indicating some sort of brain damage. i'm completely sure that i never did crack or anything. well, maybe i just don't remember.

there are those tapes and discs i can only have recorded myself, but i don't remember recording them. do you also have some of this kind?

when the newspaper slaps the door mat, i know it's time to go to bed.

unfortunately, i don't posses a bijection with any ordinal.

the tv types just discovered that they forgot to do one thing in the 90ies: a reality sitcom. now what are they going to do---do it now, in the wrong decade, or leave it forever be? if you considered the question from a capitalistic point of view, you guessed correctly.