and some japanese are funny when they talk english.

humanoid shall be consists of two legs, two arms, one body, and one head.

now there's this guy, lying in the hallway, near my room. totally knocked out. i think, allrighty, i'm gonna drag him into my room, put him in the tub, and slit his arteries open. let his corpse putrefy in there. no one will ever notice. so i grapple him and drag him into my room. lock the door. get my knife out. open the blade. that moment, he hauls himself up, rubbing his eyes. quickly i put the knife in my back pocket, the blade still open. give him a hand getting on his feet. tell him, hey buddy, you were knocked out there, thought i'd better get you to a safe place, don't want another corpse in my hallway.
you should've seen how thankful he was. really happy. my new buddy.

if you require me to do this in reverse polish LISP, at least let me use curly brackets.

residents of great britain, you disappoint me. i wouldn't have expexted that you would yield to the influence of the stupid americans, who use billion the wrong way. either you stop that, or you'll soon be using trillion the wrong way, too. and develop a stupid accent, grow incredibly fat asses, and start to dislike the sight of primary sexual organs on tv.
i don't consider using gillion a valid option; even if you could agree on how to pronounce it, it would still sound silly.

your idea about enabling humans to taste more sexy flavours is really cool, but, considering that your chances of success are rather diminutive, maybe you should try finding new, sexy fragrances. sure, there's a certain sensual quality to sticking your tongue into something, feeling it's texture, sucking on it, feeling it melt in your mouth, but scents also have a very attractive property. you know, they are by magnitudes more likely to trigger certain memories than tastes, because the receptors that sense single odours are hooked up to individual nerves, which are triggering all kinds of associations when they fire electronic impulses to a very small set of specific neurons in your brain, whereas every single taste is perceived through papilae, which work in four cooperating teams that are interconnected among themselves, nerve-trunk-wise. no individualism, hence no associations with individual thoughts.

pardon me? i don't see what this has to do with this interrogation?

nothing, i'm just calibrating the lie detector.

i never play with my private parts, at most once
a month, when my wife is indisposed.
how was that?

perfect; i guess that was the peak level. thank you, sir.

you're welcome.

after the news team had finally left the hall, he said, "phew, now it is over. by the way, mr. rumsfeld, the answer i gave you before was nonsense, but i didn't want to correct myself in front of the camera."

the baritone is always in love with the soprano but loses her to the tenor every time, because sopranos are totally crazy for men with extremly high voices. and don't hope falsetto singing would work.