"i can't wait until school starts. i'll learn to write letters!"

"and who are you going to write letters to?"

"why, loads of people. and i'll write one to grampa's hens. dear hens, your eggs taste very good, but i always have to add salt. if you could please make them more salty, that would be great. yours, todd."

"why don't you just go over to the stable and tell them?"

"don't be silly, they don't speak english!"