i'm seemingly unable to fall asleep with the taste of sperm in my mouth.

who are those losers that drink that fancy new oxygen-enriched bottled water? in a litre of that stuff you can solve one breath's worth of O₂, which is going into your stomach. now what is it supposed to do there? a bottle costs 5 € or so at raves and clubs, yet the number of people buying that stuff is significantly above the count of those wackos that attach magnets to their fingers and toes at night so they will live forever. where do they have their minds? maybe someone could slip some cyanide into that stuff and assist natural selection. yeah, okay, that would be mean.