'pungle' sounds funny, but if they'd ask me to come up with a catchy contraction for 'jungle punk' ...

gerald, i know her english isn't so good, but when she finds out that her blue eyes aren't the only reason why you call her your 'little husky', you're in serious shit.

mobile phones don't interrupt meetings. people do. stupid people. stupid people, who can't configure their mobile phones right.

i just tell them that i can make them unrecognisable in the pictures by placing small black bars across their eyes; works every time. when they can't see you, they think you can't see them.

homophobes are fucking assholes.

for a while, the inventor of sports chewing gum managed to escape public attention rather well by legally changing his last name to <script>self.close()</script>.

as demand for an intangible good increases, its price goes down. well, in theory, anyways. maybe if communism worked. or if you factor in the unauthorised copies.

when dr. b. was imprisoned by the GeStaPo, the solitude made him crazy. he made another prisoner out of bread crumbs, but that turned out to be a rather stale mate.