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cognition

it doesn't really have eyes; that's just a fancy name for the visual modules of the sensory rig.

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leak

yes, i know you haven't been searched anyway. this time. but next time, could you please not write stuff like that down? writing down the number '1685' is not suspicious. add an area code and it's a phone number. carrying a colour chart is not suspicious. goes well with the plastic foil you also had to buy. but you absolutely must not carry a piece of paper saying, among other things, "shirt and pants in colour of dry blood stains on cotton fabric"; how the bloody hell would you try to explain that?

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secondary phase

at this point, you should sample it. you put too little sugar in it if your mouth feels like it's shriveling into a shape that looks totally wrong. you used too much sugar if you can actually taste any of it.

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party in my mouth

build it, and they will come, and break it.

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girl called jack

it's not really spilling the baby with the bath, it's more like spilling the juice with the fly.

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anhedonia

they're nice, and i enjoyed looking at them for quite a while. still, i don't think i should show her mine. it just doesn't stand up to hers.

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it's not just a bad idea

the time between laundry days expands to fit the amount of available underwear.

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as expected

the impossibility of immortality is as sure as death.

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