and then that pervert asked me if i'd do some babysitting with her. i mean, i'm really open for almost anything, i'd be okay with facesitting, but ...
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and she was, like, "waiter! there are calories in my food!" as if that wasn't the whole point.
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grandmother, what a big walker you have!
the better to run with, my child.
grandmother, what a big ear trumpet you have!
the better to hear with, my child.
grandmother, what a big stash of dope you have!
the better to see with, my child.
grandmother, what a big bag of linseed you have!
the better to shit with, my child.
grandmother, what a big denture you have!
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i know i'll stand in line until you think you have the time to spend an evening with me and if we go some place to dance i know that there's a chance you won't be leaving with me. and afterwards we travel to a quiet little place to have a drink or two, and then i'll go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like go fuck yourself.
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adverbially verb an adjectival noun.
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marmite is in widespread use in the towcester area.
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sometimes i'm so witty, it scares even me.
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killed by an oobleck, while helpless.
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