choose life. choose an airline. choose an island. choose a party. choose a fucking big jacuzzi. choose watersports, cocktails, pool or ocean view, regular or clothes optional. choose BYOB and wondering who you fucked last night on a racing yacht. choose sitting in that deck chair watching artificial, plasticky bodies, stuffing caviar into your mouth. choose retiring at the end of it all, drinking tea in your extravagant mansion, nothing more than a role model to the aspiring, slick bootlickers you trained to replace yourself. choose a future. choose life ... but why would i want to do a thing like that?
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with python, you have a point, yes, but C is about as high-level as rotterdam.
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the wonderful jason kinkelly, ladies and gentleman! let's link him a nice warm round of PageRank!
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when he came to the part about the operator being "temporarily or permanently physically, mentally, or morally incapacitated", milk was spurting out of my nose; even though i never drink any milk.
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"Being in the software development business for 35 years, did inventing new programs become routine for you?"
"It's not so much routine, rather mind-numbingly dull. But I often hide a little bug in my code that won't interfere with my work for at least two weeks, whereupon it causes the latest build to fall apart completely. Keeps me on my toes."... Link
oh, it sits right there, in front of me. it talks to me. it says, "you can't afford me, you pathetic loser." but i say, "you cost over two grand, yet only have a quarter gig of RAM. now who's pathetic?"
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he doubted that this lake hidden beneath 19 meters of ice really is a completely separate ecosystem. he said mars, europa, eroticon six, those would be completely independent. but i said we can't actually know that. perhaps the very same entities from the future who came back in time to eroticon six in order to mine the excess heat energy generated by the tourists coming to see the triple breasted whore also wioll haven retro-be mining mars to get ... err, on-forewhen pregetting ice-cubes for their gargle blasters.
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would they really make use of such crude euphemisms? would they actually implement digital restrictions management and only say it's 'digital rights management'? well, consider this: what does 'regional coding enhancement' stand for, what would you think? it means a dvd is 'enhanced' so it doesn't play in region-free or multi-region players. which is, like, wow, what a great feature! think of all the value it adds to the product!
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