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marketroidal lack of understanding
nex
21:39h
the question is not hard rail or sof rail, the question is how we can both do away and get away without any rails whatsoever. ... Link
su-do-fu [soo doh foo]
nex
11:33h
the trouble of learning foo may seem tedious at first, but think of harnessing the expressive powers of pseudo-foo! ... Link
aliens ate my cybersitter
nex
14:00h
"no," he said to his boss, "i don't want to view porn sites at work and i don't plan to do so. but if you want me to use that other browser, they're bound to pop up on their own sooner or later. and when that happens and someone notices the connections in the firewall logs, i don't want you to tell me i'm not allowed to view porn sites at work." she looked at him the way she would have looked at her little son if he had told her that aliens force him to undress in public every time she makes him wear long johns. "marcus, are you currently under mental treatment?" ... Link
CyberPsychoKirka non sequitur
nex
19:56h
the percentage of necrophiles is quite high among morticians. what do you mean, my "videogame mentality regarding problem solving"? ... Link
fair swindle
nex
23:36h
working out home alone to get in better shape before going to the gym is like tidying your flat before the cleaning lady comes. ... Link
qui tacet, consentire videtur
nex
21:56h
you have to cast your ballot if you want to vote for anarchy. not voting is voting for the exact opposite. ... Link
the cosmologist
nex
22:36h
as he cleared his throat, she looked at him interestedly. he opened his mouth as if to speak, but the hand holding his glass began to tremble and his lips clutched at the straw. in his imagination, he quaffed concentrated self-esteem. he put down his drink, wiped his sweaty hands at his trousers and adjusted his specs. "do you ...", he started without knowing where this sentence would lead to. "do you like ..." her smile failed to encourage him as intended and his thoughts were still orbiting the void. "do you like inflationary universes with positive spatial curvature?" ... Link
cunning plan
nex
22:13h
"separators? you should change that. semicolons as separators are about ten times more prone to error than semicolons as terminators. that's a generally accepted experimental result in programmer psychology." "doesn't apply to me. i use commas as separators." ... Link |
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by nex (4/12/07, 3:54 AM)
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by nex (4/6/07, 12:09 AM)
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It's just something I say
Peter's earlier projects were great, but a bit boring. The...
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by nex (3/1/07, 6:58 AM)
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