the pope just moved to his summer residency castel gandolfo, where he's preparing for his next tour de farce. he might discontinue it prematurely, in case his boss invites him to a personal meeting, but he is planning to return to his homeland poland to see where he left his common sense.

don't listen to dr. gui. the real reason why there's a struct nested inside a union nested inside a struct nested inside a union nested inside a struct is that ms programmers have a very questionable affinity to idiocy.

yes, you will need all those marketing lessons. how else would you sell your software without any knowledge about designing user interfaces or writing user manuals?

encryption using anime sequences epicurean break beats marble madness style.

penrose almost met escher at the exhibition. they used the same staircase, at the same time, but escher had mixed up height and depth again and was somehow in a different dimension.

it was so clever of peter b. to state his imaginary daughter's surgery as the reason why he took that day off. that way, he could get another day off in summer. naturally, well timed before bring-your-daughter-to-work-day, he would not fail to attend her funeral.

please be my rogue, i'll be your sorcerer.

siebenschläfer treten in den folgenden disziplinen an: 2 stunden sprint-schlaf, 8 stunden staffel-schlaf, hürdenschlaf, weitschlaf, hochschlaf, stabhochschlaf und stabtiefschlaf. marathonschlafen, weitschlafen, synchronschlafen und eiskunstschlafen gehören nicht zu den siebenschläferdisziplinen. die disziplinen im geräteschlaf sind dösebalken, stufendecke und augenringe. das somnische kommittee hat noch nicht darüber entschieden, ob bei den nächsten somnischen spielen eine neue sleepboarding-disziplin zugelassen wird. derzeit sieht es so aus, als hätte der schlalom größere chancen als die schlaf-pipe.

by the way, i didn't do anything to help the mosquito bite. it managed to bite me all on its own.