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why i was late for the lecture
nex
23:45h
i would have stopped the lecture on quantum treemaps and bubblemaps as soon as i found out i was in the wrong auditorium, but those technical maths students seemed to be much more interested in the topic than my own usually are. ... Link
believers
nex
23:11h
an algorithm only exists in the memories of those computers that believe in it. ... Link
the infinite dramatist theorem
nex
01:20h
if you attach some english sixteenth century dramatists to a skyscraper for an indefinite length of time -- or, alternatively, attach an infinite number of english sixteenth century dramatists to a skyscraper for some length of time -- they will eventually come up with the complete works of king kong. ... Link
for starters
nex
23:48h
and then i found his baby clothes. that tiny shirt he wore in the first weeks, before he would have actually been due, had a super tiny breast pocket. i pushed one finger in, to the second joint. barely managed to squeeze a second finger in. "small bic lighter. big one wouldn't have fit." "where did you keep your fags then?""tiny rucksack." ... Link
word choice
nex
15:32h
i understand your excitement about all that naked skin; however, i'm not inclined to share your sexual arousal as long as you keep refering to it as "fucking amazing shit". ... Link
those bastards!
nex
23:17h
yes, i do eat things that have a face. i particularly like crisp, juicy eyes. ... Link
neurobiological disorder
nex
23:20h
your right hemisphere isn't particularly ingenious, it's just over-compensating the deficiencies of your left one. ... Link
nex
00:37h
while in the paper on the sensibleness of using peer-to-peer middleware in the implementation of an e-shopping system, there didn't seem to be many brilliant ideas in the first place, after removing all the fashionable buzzwords the brilliant ideas turned out to be almost the exact opposite of many. ... Link |
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