as if it wasn't enough that i have tapes i don't remember recording, i also have a dj-set i don't remember mixing, but it must have been me because i'd never have a recording of someone else mixing the red hot chili peppers with the chemical brothers in an exhaustively unprofessional manner. however, i don't remember having ever heard some of the other songs in it.
now that could be a warning signal indicating some sort of brain damage. i'm completely sure that i never did crack or anything. well, maybe i just don't remember.

there are those tapes and discs i can only have recorded myself, but i don't remember recording them. do you also have some of this kind?

when the newspaper slaps the door mat, i know it's time to go to bed.

unfortunately, i don't posses a bijection with any ordinal.

the tv types just discovered that they forgot to do one thing in the 90ies: a reality sitcom. now what are they going to do---do it now, in the wrong decade, or leave it forever be? if you considered the question from a capitalistic point of view, you guessed correctly.

black is the new beige. so what will be the new black?

"so you had to spend the whole night hacking the framework to make the demo work?"

i engineered a well thought out design to make the demo work. i had to hack myself to make me spend the whole night.

he knew that it was impossible to complete the thesis on schedule. if you have only one week's time, there's only one thing you can fill 120 pages with: complete and utter bullshit. he decided to do so and hoped he could do it so technical that they wouldn't notice.

to me, it is perfectly clear that immunomagnetic beads are uniform superparamagnetic monodisperse polymer particles coated with a monoclonal antibody directed at the target antigen, but how could i explain that to lowly mortals?