i'm seemingly unable to fall asleep with the taste of sperm in my mouth.

who are those losers that drink that fancy new oxygen-enriched bottled water? in a litre of that stuff you can solve one breath's worth of O₂, which is going into your stomach. now what is it supposed to do there? a bottle costs 5 € or so at raves and clubs, yet the number of people buying that stuff is significantly above the count of those wackos that attach magnets to their fingers and toes at night so they will live forever. where do they have their minds? maybe someone could slip some cyanide into that stuff and assist natural selection. yeah, okay, that would be mean.

no, no, the computer needn't be that expensive, my son only wants to play.

have you ever experienced that weird situation, when you're a little tired and time flies by much faster than usually, but you only notice afterwards? and then you wonder what happened, because you were awake all the time and remember everything you did... and usually it should have taken up only a fraction of the time that passed; so you're thinking now, maybe your brain has slowed down into some kind of power saving mode? like those mobile CPUs with a variable clock frequency. or you have lost some time because you've been kidnapped by aliens that put probes into all of your orifices and then erased your short term memory.

passing cosmic rays flip the bits in your RAM, but not in your brain.