"trust me. i don't know what i'm doing, but i know that i don't know what i'm doing."

"i know that you don't know that you sound like a maniac; otherwise you wouldn't entertain this silly notion that i could possibly trust you."

it's hard to make a daily paper every day, but it's still much harder to make a weekly paper every day.

home recording kills the music industry.

do you really want to be impressed, or do you just want to get the message that someone is trying to impress you, in a way that you'd find kind of cute?

finally, the day has come when all the candidates i voted for had won. i had always imagined this to be a glorious moment of triumph, but now i just feel like a conservative asshole.

seek information that lets you make up your own mind. distrust over-generalized advice.

"whew; that was harder than i'd thought."

"oh my, if i could only say the same."

you see, if someone hands me a joint and says, "share and enjoy", i can understand that. but a permalink? like sharing that could be somehow enjoyable, solely an end in itself? apparently there are people out there who get high from 'social bookmarking'. maybe i should envy them, but i think they're of the type who enjoy sniffing their own farts a tad too much.