"come on, sure he can write a proper english sentence!"

"oh yeah? which one?"

look, when i said, "i'm sorry to hear that", i meant it. that is, i meant "i wish you hadn't bothered me with that."

she said "dinner's ready!" wasn't her idea of dirty talk.

"i noticed you don't pay any attention to me."

"no. you failed to notice any attention i'm paying to you."

and then that pervert asked me if i'd do some babysitting with her. i mean, i'm really open for almost anything, i'd be okay with facesitting, but ...

Voici le texte de l'appel lancé par le Nouvel Observateur pour protester contre la répression qui touche les adeptes de peer to peer (P2P).

and she was, like, "waiter! there are calories in my food!" as if that wasn't the whole point.

grandmother, what a big walker you have!

the better to run with, my child.

grandmother, what a big ear trumpet you have!

the better to hear with, my child.

grandmother, what a big stash of dope you have!

the better to see with, my child.

grandmother, what a big bag of linseed you have!

the better to shit with, my child.

grandmother, what a big denture you have!