i know i'll stand in line until you think you have the time to spend an evening with me and if we go some place to dance i know that there's a chance you won't be leaving with me. and afterwards we travel to a quiet little place to have a drink or two, and then i'll go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like go fuck yourself.

adverbially verb an adjectival noun.

marmite is in widespread use in the towcester area.

sometimes i'm so witty, it scares even me.

killed by an oobleck, while helpless.

twenty backups, just for the last month? man, you're such an overarchiver.

always install nethack. they'll want to play it anyways. so if you don't, not only will they waste time playing it, they'll also waste time tracking it down, downloading it, installing it, and writing a new config file for it. yes, all this work will dissuade them – for a while. just long enough so they'll forget all those cryptic commands. eventually they will install it, only to waste even more time reading through all of the documentation again. but if you do install it, you can patch it so it sends you a notification whenever it's started.

he said "dogs are the best, because they even know when there's someone outside your apartment." of course i corrected him. cats are even better at this. they don't just know if someone is there, they also know who it is, even if the person is still half a mile away. just from the faint sound of footsteps or a car engine. they just don't care the slightest bit.