powerpoint corrupts, and absolute powerpoint corrupts absolutely.
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it looks so peaceful when it's swapping paging.
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her name was supposed to be pronounced like 'michelle', but hating the 'ignorant' spelling, as he put it, he called her something like 'meyeshle'. the only thing british about her, in his opinion, were her teeth.
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earl grey toothpaste would really help in the morning.
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at least they're undeviating; whenever they speak of the 'linux operating system', they tag it with the attribute 'open-source'.
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copying and pasting makes it a lot easier, but i still hate to repeat myself.
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"fax them?", he asked, in that are you kidding or an idiot kind of voice, "you want to know if i can fax them? i threw away my fax machine years ago, that's not how it's done any longer! i'll scan them in and send PNGs in an e-mail." well, i never possesed a fax machine. i would have had to dig out my old modem, find drivers for it and figure out how to receive a fax with it. but i thought it would have been apropriate for wiring diagrams of the standard hardware used to transfer software between 2600 cartriges and music casettes. PNGs! oh dear.
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have you ever bought a shotgun at wal-mart?
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