you see, if someone hands me a joint and says, "share and enjoy", i can understand that. but a permalink? like sharing that could be somehow enjoyable, solely an end in itself? apparently there are people out there who get high from 'social bookmarking'. maybe i should envy them, but i think they're of the type who enjoy sniffing their own farts a tad too much.

i know more about tax reports than most others have already forgotten.

i need another one beeeeeecaaaaaauuuse, i'm well past the point where i can drive home myself, but it's not yet so bad that they give me the free cab ride.

ice crusher, shaker, all those bottles ... looks like he was trying out cocktail recipes, so ... yeah ... he probably was a wee bit tipsy when he passsed out on the floor.

it's all fun and games until someone loses some money.

that sword has two edges, and both are very, very blunt.

where i come from, 'superior' is a euphemism for 'older'; but i'm not going back there.

it slices, dices, and chops, but it doesn't cut the mustard.